What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How did you become popular in school?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is the world male-dominated?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is every human messed up in some way?

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s